Sam: I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I have dated recently have died.
Pete: As in…
Sam: Dead.
Pete: How?
Carter: Various circumstances.
- "Chimera" (2004-01-30)
Welcome at last, readers, to the first installment of our Women's Division. This time, we're tackling the troubled love life of the Stargate character Dr. Samantha Carter - astrophysicist, Air Force officer, certified genius, gorgeous blonde, and permanently single lady.
The below article appeared March 9, 2009 in The Daily Record, which was then my local paper. I was a high school senior at the time, and someone in West Virginia wanted to ban dolls that "influence girls to be beautiful." (Yes, seriously. Even The Guardian covered it.) Incensed, I hit back with this op-ed, the thesis of which is effectively, "Stop underestimating women's capacity for critical thought." Last week when we saw the live-action Barbie in theaters, my mother was reminded of this op-ed, and reached out to the paper to get a copy. Here it is in all its late-Aughts glory...
The power of plastic
You may have noted a lack of a newsletter last week. We here at the DFGRR decided to skip it in solidarity with the Writers' Guild of America (WGA), which has been on strike since May 2nd.
Claire: Ladies, we need to talk about the episode of Stargate SG-1 in which Cameron Mitchell is framed for murder via memory implant that caused him to confess, because he thinks he did kill the woman he walked home from the diplomatic reception last night.
Sarah: I wonder if it was written by the same person who wrote the similar Voyager episode.
Katie: What exactly do we need to discuss? Sounds super straightforward.
- Text exchange with my research team, January 2023
Sometimes, in researching dead girlfriends, I come across an episode of television that is simply so egregiously sexist that it makes me scream. The Stargate SG-1 episode "Collateral Damage" (2006-01-13) is one such episode. (It could also make a good subtitle for this blog, but that's neither here nor there.)
Although it is not part of our main Stargate analysis, therefore, I feel it deserves its own post.
It involves watching a woman get repeatedly beaten to death by her lover. In other words, it's Intimate Partner Violence on Instant Replay.
Content Warning: Intimate Partner Violence...lots of it. (But I won't show you any clips.)
O'Neill: Last year, you died.
Daniel: I'm dead?
O'Neill: Obviously not. You just sort of died. Actually, you…ascended to a higher plane of existence. Last time I saw you, you were helping us fight Anubis.Daniel: Anubis?
O'Neill: Yeah. Kind of an over-the-top, cliché bad guy. Black cloak, oily skin, kind of spooky. Anyway, obviously since then, you've retaken human form, somehow. I — Actually, I can see how this might sound a bit unusual…
Daniel: A bit?!
- "Fallen" (2003-06-13)
Welcome, readers, to the men's division of our Stargate analysis. Stargate takes place in a world where "finding love" ranks higher than "smoking" on the risk factors for a premature death. For this post, I'd like to focus on the women who die in proximity to Dr. Daniel Jackson, the franchise's unluckiest male victim of the Cartwright Curse.
Hello readers! Some of you know that I live in Bergen County, New Jersey. Relatedly, I will be giving a talk about this blog for the Science Fiction Association of Bergen County (SFABC). Fortunately for all of you, this talk is happening on Zoom, so you can join from any county in the world!
My presentation is on Saturday, April 15, at 6PM. To RSVP, contact SFABCinfo@gmail.com.
There are a dozen other people giving presentations on art, music, writing, film, animation, and more throughout the weekend. Once you're RSVPd, you can come see both me and my friends.
Here's the schedule:
(Click on the name of the presenter for more information.)
Saturday, April 15, 2023
04:00 PM - James Phillips: Obscure US & UK Genre Films & Shows
05:00 PM - Lissanne Lake: Ukiyo - Japanese Fantasy Art
06:00 PM - Two Part Program
.........................6:00 PM - Claire Fisher: The Dead Fictional Girlfriends Report
..........................6:30 PM - David Willison: Vintage Tech & Mythic Monsters
07:00 PM - A J Bartholomew: Creative Works in Multiple Medias
08:00 PM - Lonny Buinis - The Science of Space Mysteries & Mars
09:00 PM - David Watson - Converting a Short Story to a Film
Sunday, April 16, 2023
10:00 AM - Conor MacFinn: ARIEL THE MOVIE Animation Preview
11:00 AM - Clif Flynt: The Making of PROMISED REWARDS
Noon - Madhavi Ghare: Outline Your Story with Tarot Cards
01:00 PM - Randie O'Neil: There's a Song in Everyone
02:00 PM - Reyna Favis: Of Search Dogs & Psychopomps
03:00 PM - Ron Lottermann: MidJourney: Using Graphic AI to Inspire Your Stories